Elections 2013 in Pakistan SMS Joke

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Aadmi: Molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa batao kay main khao peeo bhi aur mera roza bhi na tootay.

Molvi: Logon say maar khao aur ghussa pee jao.

Roza nahi totay ga. he he he …

How sweetly i lie

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So sweet is ur smile,
so sweet is ur style,
so sweet is ur voice,
so sweet is ur Eye,
.
.
.
.
.
See….

how sweetly I lie

I miss you in this New Year 2013.

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What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness

that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when

they r not around us.

I miss you in this New Year 2013.

You are such a nice person 2 think

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Don’t you ever wonder y people txt you,

but have nothing important 2 say! it’s 4  the simple reason….

you are such a nice person 2 think of,

like the way I am thinking of u now.

Never luk 4 a Gud skin, it’ll wrinkle 1 day – Happy New Year

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Never luk 4 a gud face, It’ll turn old 1 day;

Never luk 4 a Gud skin, it’ll wrinkle 1 day;

But luk 4 a loyal heart, that’ll miss u every day.

Happy New Year

Missing you sometimes i 4get 2 say hi

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Missing you

Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi,

Sometimes, I even miss 2 reply,

Sometimes, My msg does’t reach u,

But, it does’t mean that i 4get u,

I’m just giving u time 2 miss me!

Happy New Year

You are the only person in this world who understands

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I just wanted to tell you that you
mean a lot to me.

You are the only
person in this world who understands
me.

I am always there for you I am
always there for you.

And please don’t
get angry at the things I say

Take care.

Love you.